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Profile: Neal PollackNOTHING TO SEE HERE
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member:
Neal Pollack
member since:
June 2003
age:
33 (Mar 1, 1970)
location:
Austin, TX
sign:
Pisces
occupation:
Greatest Living American Writer, Frontman, The Neal Pollack Invasion
stats:
Hot and Thick
body mods:
Pierced navel, cleft tongue, nose spike, subdermal eyebrow implant, titanium penile enhancements, sphincter, stud in left ear, weights on both testicles
favorite bands:
Coldplay, !!!, Massive Attack, String Cheese Incident, Justin Timberlake, Styx, The White Stripes, A Tribe Called Quest, Glen Campbell
favorite films:
Fight Club, The Matrix, What Dreams May Come, Tin Cup, Do The Right Thing, Diary Of A Chambermaid, Bring It On, Bruce Almighty, The Longest Yard
favorite books:
The Neal Pollack Anthology Of American Literature, Lolita, The Winds Of War, American Gods, A Thousand Acres, The Feminine Mystique, Anything by Dave Eggers, A Man Without Qualities, Valley Of The Dolls, Motherless Brooklyn
current crush
Rachel Weisz, reciprocated.
into
Transgression, Racquetball, Having sex with religious idols, Rollerblading, Vampires
why i love suicidegirls:
Because suicide is cool. And women who want to commit suicide are hot.
what gets me hot:
Wonder Woman, Wonder Girl, Batgirl, Supergirl, looking at pictures of myself
virginity:
To Anais Nin. In Guatemala.
favorite sexual position:
Teabagging
fantasy:
To have sex in the street with many different people the day the Bush Administration is overthrown.
homepage:
http://nealpollack.com

journal
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Ever since I got to Austin, I've wanted to kill myself because nobody loves me. Last week, I went to see The Flaming Lips, but I left early because I was jealous of their success. If I could only wake up before 3 PM, I might get something done once in a while. Yesterday, I wrote a poem about my hatred of women. When I'm bored, I think about moving to Oregon. There's a guy I know up there who's really into porn. The world isn't fair, and my mother is a drug addict. Sometimes I go watch her strip, but it doesn't turn me on at all.