The Blair Witch Project [May 11, 2003]

This weekend's stunning admission by the half-wit fifth columnists at The New York Times that a young reporter named Jayson Blair had engaged in an elaborate series of deceptions, falsehoods and calumnies undetected by his sleepy editors is a sure sign that black people must not be allowed to practice journalism in America anymore.

Since the legally questionable 1954 Supreme Court decision of Brown Vs. Topeka Board of Education, black people have displayed an increasing uppitiness that reached its final level of intolerability with the case of Mr. Blair, whose rise can only be attributed to a dated notion of "diversity". In an attempt to create a "racially-mixed" "newsroom," the so-called editors of the Times perpetrated a crime against humanity as bad as Treblinka, if not worse. The mistakes of the civil-rights era have really come home to roost at the Times, whose reportorial integrity has been so besmirched that I must wonder about everything it's ever published. Did the My Lai Massacre really happen? Were the Pentagon Papers a forgery? Was Amanda Hesser REALLY cooking for Mr. Latte?

The larger lesson of this tragic fiasco is that the hard-earned gains of the black professional middle and upper-middle classes need to be rolled back, and quickly. Do you really believe that black lawyers pass their bar exams on "merit" or that black doctors are authentically qualified to practice medicine? Do you trust the black pharmacist not to overdose you in some weird reverse eugenics experiment? Can you possibly argue, in the face of Mr. Blair's wrongdoings, that every passing grade that every black person has ever received in every college isn't an all-out lie?

Repeatedly, in articles such as "Why Black People Are Dumber Than White People," and "Michael Jordan: The Myth Of The 'Good' Negro," as well as my book "Mammy: How Black Journalists Are Ruining America's Newspapers," I've made the argument against the creeping menace of newsroom integration. The Times initially published my work on the topic, but I was gradually shunned out of liberal fear. Also, an unjustly-hired black editor took over the section for which I wrote. He still works there, which shows the Times just doesn't understand.

I can't wait for the day when black people have their own newspapers, their own restaurants, and their own neighborhoods. Then they can be out of my life altogether, except for my sexy Ms. Dynamite screen-saver. That's the way it should be until blacks are able prove themselves on an equal playing field without the crutches of "multiculturalism," "financial aid," or equal "rights."

Wake up, America. This country is no longer yours. Fraudulent, mollycoddled black journalists, inflicted upon us by the stale falsehoods of political correctness, are trying to take it away from you, one fabricated quote at a time. We shouldn't hold blacks up to different standards. We shouldn't hold them up to any standards at all. They're just not worth it. The New York Times must cease publication immediately.