While I do not, philosophically,
believe in writing for money, certain necessities of adult life,
such as auto insurance, the purchase of fine smokeables, and the
rising costs of reconstituted mushrooms, make it necessary for me
to sell products that contain my name. When this website first appeared
two years ago, only one product existed. Now there are five, and
there are more to come.
I know this is uncomfortable,
but let's make it a habit. I'm selling, you're buying. Almost all
of these items will be officially on sale March 5, so have patience.
Let's review what's out there. Come on. You'll be popular. I'll
be your best friend.
BATH AND BEYOND.
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goods. Including a Neal Pollack World Tour 2002 T-shirt, avaialble
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NEAL POLLACK ANTHOLOGY OF AMERICAN LITERATURE: THE COLLECTED WRITINGS
OF NEAL POLLACK
Well, finally, this sucker
exists. The greatest book ever written by an American is now available
in a special corporate paperback edition. It contains more than
100 pages of new material, plus the usual array of sexy naked pictures,
a study guide, and new footnotes written by the author. The best
Internet option for buying is, I guess, the retail giant we all
fear in our dreams. Go to this link,
and make it your own.
AND THE PINE VALLEY COSMONAUTS PRESENT THE NEAL POLLACK ANTHOLOGY
OF AMERICAN LITERATURE
In perhaps the most astonishing
development in popular music since Dylan went electric or maybe
the birth of Justin Timberlake, Neal Pollack and British punk legend
Jon Langford have collaborated on this unique audio retelling of
Pollack's classic book. With special instrumentation on nearly every
track and guest vocals by Kelly Hogan and Sally Timms. Enjoy these
lovely images here, and then click here
to purchase the album from Bloodshot Records, which now owns Neal's
POLLACK ANTHOLOGY OF AMERICAN LITERATURE: THE COMPLETE NEAL POLLACK
A must-have for the true
Neal Pollack afficionado, this 3-CD spoken-word boxed set masterpiece
includes more than a dozen recorded pieces from the Anthology, an
hour of poetry, recorded live at a very exclusive Brooklyn nightclub,
and a brand-new interview between Pollack and his former agent,
John Hodgman. A classgiant ic comedy album in the tradition of classic
comedy albums. Go to the online
retail to order.
POLLACK ANTHOLOGY OF AMERICAN LITERATURE
The original classic
hardback edition of the Anthology, the first book ever published
by McSweeneys. Still comes complete with gold ribbon and beautiful
Icelandic binding. One day, this book will be rare, and worth something.
THE NAKED CAT POSTER
If your sex life is lagging,
why not try the now-legendary Neal Pollack "naked cat" poster, which
shows more Neal than you'd ever want to see. A classic poster in
the world of posterdom, and a marital aid to dozens. Go here.
Neal Pollack's book of poetry, long awaited, but not yet arrived.
Watch this space for details.