June 2009 Archives

I Am My Own Odd Couple

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Bachelor Week Hetereosexual Activities:

Weed.

Grilling brats, drinking beer, and going to Dodger game with the guys.

Eating chicken wings with the other guys.

Going to Tball trophy ceremony to collect trophy and mooch off buffet.

Intermediate Class at Commerce Casino's "University Of Poker".

BBQ at Hogly Wogly in Van Nuys.

Solo Naked Hot Tub.

Going to see "The Hangover".

Watching "The Cincinnati Kid" wasted at 1 AM.

Listening to sports-talk radio garage-rock station on Pandora.

Playing online poker.

Porn.


Bachelor Week Meterosexual Activities:

Buying fruit at the South Pasadena Farmer's Market.

Watching "Top Chef: Masters" and "True Blood".

Bargaining over furniture at patio-supply store.

Tearing up over NPR coverage of Michael Jackson's death.

Listening to Dusty Springfield Radio on Pandora.

Reading celebrity gossip.

Dusting.

Walking my Boston Terriers.

Driving Prius to Trader Joe's.

Cooking Moroccan Potato Salad for Jewish-themed potluck.

Yoga.

Writing about yoga.

Meditation.

Blogging.

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Scene: Parent of Elijah's friend, dropping off kid for Saturday-night sleepover.


Regina: I TIVO'ed The Golden Compass. Do you mind if they watch it?

Parent: You can show them porn for all I care.

Elijah: What's porn?

Regina: Sexy movies.

Elijah: I'd rather watch The Golden Compass.

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